| me: | I happed across the fb prof of an acquaintance who is basically living my obnoxious dreamlife -- in [meep], working for [meep], acidly [meep], [meep] of various [meep]. and her "abt me" is uncredited quote from [meep]. |
| el: | first of all, she sounds annoying. secondly, you are joycie. you are original and you will be [meep] soon. |
| me: | she is, not annoying per se, but aggressively/self-consciously contrarian, which is to say, intelligent-but-expected. her face looks like miranda kerr's features pasted on a soft-boiled egg. |
| me: | (this is actually a compliment.) |
| me: | i am bad with compliments |
‘You’ll find another.’
God! Banish the thought. Why don’t you tell me that ‘if the girl had been worth having she’d have waited for you’? No, sir, the girl really worth having won’t wait for anybody.
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