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offensive to everyone
| T: | are you writingggggggggggg |
| T: | help me |
| T: | find a place that delivers at this hour |
| me: | anon delivers |
| me: | :DDDD |
| T: | HAHAHAHAHA |
| T: | wow |
| T: | you |
| me: | shush it was an amazing opportunity |
| me: | triple-lutz lulz |
| me: | triple-lez lulz |
Agatha Ruis de la Prada. Checklist of things I covet: the fab sequin mosaic minidress, the cyan hooded coat with the mauve piping, and just about all the tights and shoes presented herein.
ONLY AT DEAN & DELUCA.
“Created by a pastry chef who worked at some of the most famous pastry shops in Paris, from Pâtisserie Angelica, our large pink purse cake comes complete with handles, gold accents and zipper. It’s layered Tahitian vanilla bean cake, with chocolate fudge and white chocolate butter cream, covered in pink fondant. This is a sweet must have for those who simply can’t have enough style”
I DON’T LIKE PURSES AND I DON’T LIKE CAKE, BUT I LIKE THIS VERY MUCH. LIKE I’D STICK MY ARM THROUGH THE STRAPS AND TRY TO TUCK THE CAKE UNDER MY ARM LIKE A REAL BOY MUCH TO THE DISGUST OF ONLOOKERS AND THEN I’D EAT THE WHOLE THINGGG WHILE WATCHING CON AIR STEVE BOOSHEMI: “ONE GIRL, I DROVE THROUGH THREE STATES, WEARING HER HEAD AS A HAT” YESS YESS YESSSSSSSS
