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emily:i had the worst nightmare last night
two words
Young Motherhood
me:what's wrong
OMGGGG
HAHAHHAH
turkey baster
emily:i got pregnant !!! TWICE and had 2 kids
me:but you would look so goooood pregnant
emily:one of them was like a 1-2 yr old girl who was a shapeshifter, and would morph into... KAYLA
me:HAHAHAHAH
GHAHAHAHAH
ok this is
emily:the 2nd was a 2 day old little boy
me:getting tumblred
emily:and i didnt know what to name him!!!
and i didn't know how to take care of these babies!!!
me:just make the older one morph into kayla
emily:the weird thing was, these imaginary children had names. samantha. and either keith or connor (i was debating)
and, i felt a sense of dread that my life was over. committed to those things fo life!
me:this is a sign
you should have twins
right now
— 6 months ago with 1 note
  1. emilazy reblogged this from joycean and added:
    [ETA] emily: brb. have to take samantha out to pee.
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