eldritch, baroque, and wicked: Archive

Sneeze loudly and carry a big tissue packet

Dude, fem, my sneezes are girly & high-pitched. like an animated hamster. I *wish* I could do the roar-y sneeze. emilazy: “Suppressing a sneeze can be harmful, particularly to your ears… Studies have found that the air expelled during a sneeze travels at an amazing 100 miles per hour, and spews out up to 5,000 droplets, which may be propelled up to 12 feet in a single sneeze…. By clamping...

Jan 1st

Dec 31st

On a fictional character

Anna: oh that guy
 he is kind of an asshole
 a well meaning asshole
Manda: the best kind
Anna: haha 
 the best kind isn't an asshole to begin with
 ((( ANNA LIES. J'ADORE JERKS, FICTIONAL AND IRL. )))
 ((( HOORAY FOR MAKING NEWER, FUNNER, DIFFERENT MISTAKES IN 2010 )))

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

Dec 30th

Pssst.

emilazy: ——-Email Message—— No More Resolutions. Just change. 52 weeks doesn’t seem very long. At year’s end, things seem to have gone by in a big —whoosh—. Shrug. There goes that indifference again. Anyways. That’s 52 weeks of new Postsecret posts! I hope everyone visits and catches new secrets every Sunday. And for kicks, here’s a throwback article from high school by me & Ms. Chen....

Dec 29th

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tale as old as time

Amanda: brb gotta trim my fringe
 me: HAHAHAH
 HAHAHAHAHAHAH
 HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH
 Amanda: NO ONE CALLS that FRINGE???
 ugh you
 i saw it COMING
 for sure
 but i didnt care
 lol
 me: i'm qotming that
 Amanda: ugh u lousy journalists

Dec 23rd

“We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we...”

– Jean Cocteau (via tarteamandine)

Dec 21st

it vexes me how much i like NBC's Community

Troy: *ahh-cheww*
Jeff: Hey! Troy sneezes like a girl!
Troy: AND HOW 'BOUT I POUND YOU LIKE A BOY that didn't come out right. 
 (the hyphen-long transition from angry to embarrassed is what sells it)
 (and the gayness)
Jeff: Football is in your blood
Troy: That's racist.
Jeff: Your soul.
Troy: That's racist.
Jeff: Your eyes?
Troy: That's gay.
Jeff: That's homophobic.
Troy: That's black.
Jeff: THAT'S racist.
Troy: Damn.

Dec 21st

dunder mifflin, this is me with a papier boner →

Dec 20th

Dec 18th

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platonic dialogues

Amanda: omg did u know that the bible condones murder
 if a woman has relations with an animal you have to kill 'em both!!!
me: hahaahah
me: goodbye chicken
Amanda: goodbye whore
Amanda: lol

Dec 17th

“I’m not hounded in any way, like so many people are. It’s not that...”

– Emily Blunt, on being famous.

Dec 16th