February 2012
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“They’re two completely different people. Shane was loyal, but he wasn’t smart....”
– Walton Goggins, AVC interview
January 2012
15 posts
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dat task
me: I happed across the fb prof of an acquaintance who is basically living my obnoxious dreamlife -- in [meep], working for [meep], acidly [meep], [meep] of various [meep]. and her "abt me" is uncredited quote from [meep].
el: first of all, she sounds annoying. secondly, you are joycie. you are original and you will be [meep] soon.
me: she is, not annoying per se, but aggressively/self-consciously contrarian, which is to say, intelligent-but-expected. her face looks like miranda kerr's features pasted on a soft-boiled egg.
me: (this is actually a compliment.)
me: i am bad with compliments
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“‘You’ll find another.’
God! Banish the thought. Why...”
– Fitzy, This Side of Paradise
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intelligentsia
me: I am chugging lemon tea and listening to fleet foxes sing's cover of "we found love"
me: I have a fond spot for riri's "good girl" stuff ("we found love," "take a bow," "umbrellaella")
amanda: i secretly like the song S&M haha
amanda: what would freud say
me: omg didja see clooney's joke about lil-big fassy
amanda: hole in one indeed!!!!
me: we found cock in a hopeless place
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December 2011
5 posts
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me+1
“Ghost Story,” Joshua Malbin
He could have his share of love if he wanted it. It was just that it would take work. Handsome or funny or brilliant men had love given to them and could enjoy it the way only a gift can be enjoyed, could spend it madly and use it up. They could afford passion. He knew the value of love when he got any measure of it, and so he was careful with it. When he...
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“One day, when I had just been paid for substitute teaching, I bought groceries...”
– “The Incredible Appearing Man,” Deborah Galyan
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Something declarative:
And I feel like I’m...
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true romance
A: I cried for about a minute because it was so sad
A: i had no umbrella
me: oh, sweetie!!!
me: i will be your umbrellaaaaaa
me: just skin me and put me on a stick
A: thank you rihanna i promise not to beat you
November 2011
1 post
family furry circus
emily: i had the worst nightmare last night
two words
Young Motherhood
me: what's wrong
OMGGGG
HAHAHHAH
turkey baster
emily: i got pregnant !!! TWICE and had 2 kids
me: but you would look so goooood pregnant
emily: one of them was like a 1-2 yr old girl who was a shapeshifter, and would morph into... KAYLA
me: HAHAHAHAH
GHAHAHAHAH
ok this is
emily: the 2nd was a 2 day old little boy
me: getting tumblred
emily: and i didnt know what to name him!!!
and i didn't know how to take care of these babies!!!
me: just make the older one morph into kayla
emily: the weird thing was, these imaginary children had names. samantha. and either keith or connor (i was debating)
and, i felt a sense of dread that my life was over. committed to those things fo life!
me: this is a sign
you should have twins
right now
October 2011
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Sex, Alienation, and Couture in Belle de Jour →
September 2011
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August 2011
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“You have to fight sophistication. Sophistication comes to anybody who’s been...”
– John Cassavetes (via steve-kim)
i am so fucking sophisticated
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stho true
me: what kind of story should i write
Amanda: http://jc-schools.net/write/create.htm
me: "if i were the teacher the first thing i would do would be..."
me: LOL these should all be porn prompts
"the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me was..."
"My dog is very unusual because..."
"I found the strangest thing in my pocket."
Amanda: HAHAHA
Amanda: stho true
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July 2011
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exactement
Tony Montana: Hey baby, what is your problem? Huh, you got a problem? You're good looking, you got a beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face, all these guys in love with you. Only you got a look in your eye like you haven't been fucked in a year!
Elvira: Hey, Jose. Who, why, when, and how I fuck is none of your business, okay?
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“See the child. He is pale and thin, he wears a thin and ragged linen shirt. He...”
– let’s watch this prose skitter along caverns and lay eggs in the stars
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June 2011
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self-portrait
egon schiele
beardsley
magritte
lempicka
modigliani
toulouse-lautrec
erwin olaf
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Wish I cared about the things you care about
But...
Donald: "My genre's thriller. What's yours?"
Charlie: "You and I share the same DNA. Is there anything more lonely than that?"